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A dream: I was walking down the street, downtown by the DMV. My ex jumped around the corner and started yelling at me. Only she had turned into a guy and her voice was really deep. She kept shouting: Curly Fries and Bananas! Curly Fries and Bananas! And then I realized, not only had she turned into a guy... She'd turned into Beavis.

When I awoke, I immediately new the source for all that: My ex was a huge Beavis and Butthead fan because she believed that the conversations those two had were actually metaphors for the existential argument of the issue of the duality of soul.

I, of course, thought she was full of bananas and I told her so regularly. We had debates about this at Arbys where the only thing she would eat would be curly fries.

And, since she was extremely bi-sexual, I always kind of thought she was actually a lesbian too embarrassed to come completely out of the closet...

As for the DMV, that can only mean that I'm afraid that the Indiana Highway Patrol (who wants me) is going to come to Utah and revoke my license.

Thank god it was just a dream.

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