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This is a small story... One of my complete and utter failure in the love depo...
At thirteen I was a typical horny, bashful teen looking for a cute girl. My friend decided to introduce me to his ex. I spent an entire week scrounging up money for our first date, I even won her a plush rose at a carnival to give to her as a gift when I asked her out. When I finally got up the courage to ask her out to lunch at school she bluntly told me in the hallway that she had been waiting too long and she still had feelings for my friend who fucking introduced us! I tried to hold back tears which just kept flowing as I walked away, stuffing the flower into a trash can.
At fifteen I met my second love, she was short and a bit pudgy, but I loved her anyways. She was catholic so I understood that we wouldn't be having any intercourse before marriage, and yet I still loved her. She only lived a few blocks from my house, so I would bike there every day. After dating her for two months I felt tired one day and decided not to go to her place. She called later to see if I would come over... And I did the stupidest thing possible... I lied and told her I was going to my best friends house. A day after she called me up sobbing saying that she had gone all the way to his house to find that I wasn't there. There was a small clicking noise over the telephone and she immediately accused me of recording the phone call! It was then that I finally realized how extremely paranoid and clingy she was... So later after two more frustrating phone calls I finally ended the relationship... It was the sloppiest breakup I had ever experienced. I later vowed that I would never love again. One positive was that I wouldn't get my ass run over by her damn menstral cycle again!
A year later I met a beautiful girl at highschool. The only thing about her was she was a strict vegan, but I made little sweet guestures by sending stuff like carab chocolate hearts to her on valentines day, you know, little stuff like that. I took her out for a movie and dinner and then after that... We kind of, drifted apart

And now at age 19 I have a new one to add to my list of failures
I had been looking around on craigslist for a job when I decided to check out the personals. I found the cutest little Indy rock girl there and responded to her add immediately. I got a response back. She was enthusiastic and we began chatting. I learned that she was bisexual in nature and was interested in polyamourus relationships. We became friends online for three weeks. I finally asked her out on a little coffee date to at least meet each other since we lived in the same city. She later told me her parents didn't think we knew each other well enough to go out. So I told her I'd be patient, and she agreed that we would eventually meet. Later in the week we were msn'ing and I noticed that her user description said "*girl I like's name here* loves *girl I don't know's name here*" she then told me that she had met another girl online and had allready gone out on a date with her and that she still wanted to be "friends"
So I sent her a message today telling her exactly how I felt, and that I still liked her... But I doubt it will work out since I'm still waiting for her response...

Every time I meet a girl, god pisses on my face and kicks me straight in the balls
It allways ends in tears and I swear that all of these stories are true since some of them look too stupid to make up

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